Well, needless to say, that didn't happen. But she's still cute, and it turns out that tentacles are good for a lot more than just conquest.
Animé used: Squid Girl (Shinryaku! Ika Musume)
Song used: "Squid Girl" by Third Impact
Available in three flavors, including a full HD (1080p) version!
Aquiline Studios link: http://www.aquilinestudios.org/squidgir
A-M-V.org link: http://www.a-m-v.org/video/181967
Or, here's the embed (I'd rather post an A-M-V.org embed, but I'm not a donator so I can't get one)...